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I Married a Vampire Part 4

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They board the plane.

Charlie has to sit between a guy who looks like Homer Simpson, George has to sit beside a Rolling Stones tribute act, Mona and Lily get to sit beside Will from Glee, Veronica and David have to sit together, Laurence and Dottie have sit beside the guys from Two and a Half Men and Lucie has to sit beside Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga: LOL, you two look just like each other!

George: What?! No we don't!

Mick Jagger lookalike: Yeah, we do, man. Hows yer sexy life treating ya?

George: Well...

Story is told.

Keith Richards lookalike: & I thought my ex was a total bitch!

George: Dude, tell me about it!

Charlie Watts lookalike: Once you get him laughing like that, he won't stop.

George: Damn it!

The flight attendant has an announcement.

Sexy bitch attendant: Okay everyone! We have two special guests joining us today! The Rolling Stones!

Ronnie Wood lookalike: Hey, guys, we're gonna play a future hit of ours called Doom and Gloom so get ready to rock.

George: I'm in.

Will from Glee: Oh my God, I gotta do a Rolling Stones week when I get back to Lima.

Mona and Lily: Sure.

George: Hey, I look like Mick Jagger!

Meanwhile, Charlie is in between Charlie and Alan Harper. They were fighting over a bucket of KFC.

Charlie H: HEY ALAN!!! I GET THE FREAKING LAST FOUR PIECES!

Alan: CHARLIE, STOP FREAKING BETRAYING ME I'M ON YOUR TEAM! STOPP!!! STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!

Charlie B: Are you talking to me?

Alan: No, my brother's also called Charlie.

Charlie B: Oh.

George: What the hell, seriously!

Veronica: This is a very unpleasant plane ride.

The plane ride is over, they all get off the plane.

George: That was such a kick ass plane ride... I met a Rolling Stones tribute act.

Mona: ...LOL! Charlie Harper's super hot, George!

George: Mona... please shut up, that's our secret.

Mona: Everyone! I call Georgie Porgie in bed!

George sighs in disbelief.

Veronica: Charlie, what happened?!

Charlie: I thought I was gonna meet a Beatles tribute act.

Halcroft: The Rolling Stones are better.

Announcer from airport: WELCOME TO LONDON, BITCHES!
Part 4 of I Married a Vampire
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